QUOTE (ford_428cj @ Apr 12 2010, 02:00 PM)

I bet he does

Longest Nerve In The Body
Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve
that connects the eyeball to the anus.
It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for
giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it, pull a hair from your ass and see
if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
Figure you got one of those hiney waxing kits