So Im driving to work today and they start talking about a bigfoot sighting in Maine on WBLM. I dont normally listen to them as they suck but I was switching channels. I was laughing my ass off all the way to work and figured they were just doign some stunt. Well low and behold its all over the local news. So where the fuck ya been lately??!


Possible Bigfoot Sighting In Leeds

Gossip is flying in the town of Leeds, but it's not typical talk for small town Maine.
A local couple says Bigfoot is real and he's living nearby. Monday morning a pair spotted a 7 foot tall, hairy man crossing the road near the Greene/Leeds town line. And they're not alone. Over the last 25 years, There have been numerous Bigfoot sightings, leaving locals to believe there may be some truth to it. And it's getting enough traction that a crypto zoologist visited to area to do his own investigation. In 2006 - there was a mysterious beast thought to live in Turner. It was later confirmed to just be a dog.
Possible Bigfoot Sighting In Leeds

http://www.wgme.com/newsroom/top_stories/v..._vid_2754.shtml

3 miles from the house I grew up in, where my parents now live, and where I lived 6 months ago after the fire. Probably just a kid I grew up with. farm country, they grow em big out there. this is awesome.

no shit?? The people calling in had some funny remarks along the lines of what you said actually. I immediately thought of you and couldnt stop laughing all the way here

This is going to be big you know.

Sounds like you need to put a shirt on when you go out back of the house..

he really doesn't need the suit at all just lay off of shaving for a week or two and head out bulkety bareass neanderthal looking motherfucker he is

I'm like a modern day Austin Powers from what I hear.

may i ask where this new found level of self confidence is spewing from BPR Inc? must have come when you picked up the oh-10

After the first ride he and the Oh -10 became mated like Kit and David Hasselhoff

I have always been in the lime light bro, you are probably just understanding it now.

at this motherfucker

That's a good analogy. If I wasn't faithful to ole Dry Crank I would put a red light on the front of it and change the name to Kit.

Dry Crank is fitting bro

And I'd call you Michael

Sweet. I'm wearing a leather jacket and pants for the next ride.

The same ones you wore 2 weekends ago < sweet

These are a bit tighter.

that's awesome.

Is that even possible

your a giver Perm...


I think he saw how stylin I looked rolling across Long Pond with the Jeans, Nylon windbreaker look riding outfit

"dry crank".....that from leaving the hand warmer down your pants too long Perm??!